I would be Stephenie Meyer on the day that she had the dream that inspired her to write Twilight. Not because I like Twilight, I don't, but if I had that dream I could write that awful book (and subsequent awful movies) and be a bazillionaire.
P.S. I would also accept a switch with JK Rowling.
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You make me smile--this is my favorite one yet!
aren't there any people who became bazillionaires that you like?
Yes there are bazillionaires I like, Steve Jobs for instance, the problem is they are way smart and if I switched with them I wouldn't get their brains so it would be a waste. Vampire falls in love with girl, werewolf friend, teenage anxst... I think I am smart enough to figure that out.
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