Saturday morning I was sitting in my bathroom putting on my makeup, a rare occurrence nowadays, when Marti walked in. After a minute of watching me this was the conversation we had,
Marti: "Mom that's cheating"
Mom: "What's cheating?"
Marti: "Putting on makeup is cheating"
Mom: "Why is it cheating?"
Marti: "Because you are trying to make people think you look like that when you really don't"
At this point I was laughing so hard I nearly fell off my chair. I should probably be offended, but she is pretty much right.